How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
Opinion: Despite GOP victories in the 2022 midterms, a second wave of resistance is already gathering steam
What did the kardassian say when he stepped on a land mine? i can't- my people!
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable patch? a seizure salad.
What do you call a really bad perfume? odourless
Why are there no female nannas? because they can't tell the difference between a snow blower and a blower.
Opinion: Biden's 'Contract with America' outlines his ultimate Faustian bargain
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
A man walks into a bar... ...and he says ouch
I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable patch? a seizure salad.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
