What do you get if you cross a cow with a goat? a golden j�slayer!
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
What do you call a fat chinese man? cha ching
I'm not racist i have a color tv! how did you know?? i was living with a *racist* wife.
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and josb
I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection
Why are toms and feet so short? because they're in sandals.
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
