I'm going to make you a sandwich. good on you.
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and hose b
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
I'm not racist, i own a colored tv.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.
What do the mexicans and australians have in common? they both like to fence
Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with when you overeat
What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
Opinion: Biden the peacemaker to the nuclear standoff
Why don't you tell me the reason why you don't like the movie? it doesn't fucking stand up.