What's the difference between your ass and your car? your car can go 5 miles without a rev
Did you hear about the guy who had twelve dicks? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
What do you call a frozen gay man? jewpiter
Opinion: Biden should keep his promise on reinstating the Glass-Steagall Act
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
What did the bumble bee say when his friends invited him to a party? honey!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? the nba.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.