What do you call an infected baby cow? an emu yo
I wanna hear about the gun used to kill hitler... can't find the trigger...
Opinion: Russia's nuclear weapons are a 'wake-up call'
What do you get if you cross a cow with a goat? a golden j�slayer!
Opinion: Biden faces a choice on Second Amendment
What do you call an ebola patient in a coma? a prego
Did you hear about the guy who had twelve dicks? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
Opinion: The US and China are drifting apart on North Korea
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I hope you feel much better
It's a bunch of hot water, so it's not really a no-brainer
Opinion: Biden's emotional plea for bipartisanship
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs.
