What do you call a black man doing street work? a nigga task
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? shoot him before he hits the water.
What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.
What do you tell a girl with no legs? where ya been, girl!
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
Have you ever seen a blind man in a gorilla enclosure? neither have they
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
Why was the octopus so angry? he was having a bae fight.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call a woman with one leg? eileen