How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
What does a fisher say when he hooks a fish? take this hook for halibut.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? nobody knows.
Did you hear about the guy who had twelve dicks? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render graphics on the other side.
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
Why was the chicken unable to cross the road? because she was a chicken.
What do you call a chinese gay man? a heung-u
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick him up and suck his dick.