What do you call a chinese person with high blood pressure? pressure>
Opinion: Why Trump is dangerous
I'm trying to figure out if that water bottle i just gave my baby is still in the bottle
What did michael jackson do after he left twitter? he waited until it was morning again.
I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
What is the difference between a fox and a dog? about 6 beers.
It was the best decision you’ve ever made, and I’m proud of you. ❤️
The most embarrassing thing i've ever done is walk into a bra
Did you hear about the guy who had twelve dicks? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
Perhaps "butt sex" if your mother tongue is Spanish, or "butt sex" if your father tongue is Spanish.
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
