I don't know if i should go out today or not... ...it depends on how i feel about my haircut
Opinion: Biden is in too big of a bind to back down
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through something that small?!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
Opinion: The US and China are drifting apart on North Korea
Why do you never see a pregnant chinese girl? because she won't eat.
It is. I have been here a few months and I can't believe how much I love this place.
Opinion: Biden's emotional plea for bipartisanship
What do you call a guy who likes to eat pussy? a guy who likes to eat dicks
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
Why do you never see a pregnant golfers vagina? because they have hole-in-town
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection
I was going to tell you a joke about my penis but it was corny.