How do you make a hormone? don't pay her
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through something that small?!
What do you call a really bad perfume? odourless
Opinion: Biden's missteps over the Ukraine crisis are damaging US-Russia relations
Opinion: America's Nuke Problem
I'm more of a leader than a follower. i just ask questions and tell women where to go.
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I don't like the taste of food.
What do you call a 9/11 victim (too soon?)
Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he needed a poo.
