I don't think I'll ever get this far thank you so much for the gold
My therapist didn't like my drinking problem. she said i'm just too dominant.
What do you call a frozen gay man? jewpiter
I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
What do you call an ebola patient in a coma? a prego
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? irene.
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
Don’t forget to update us if you do it!
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? not all men can be feminists.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.
Why don't you tell me the reason why you don't like the movie? it doesn't fucking stand up.