Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
I’m a high schooler and I was raised by my mom and dad.
I don't think I'll ever get this far thank you so much for the gold
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
What do you call a prostitute without a placenta? dead.
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
A man walks into a bar... i'll never forget that day.
I'm a mexican and my wife is black. we have nothing to eat.
I'm not saying i'm a good cook, but if you put dehydrated food back in... ...it'll be ok.