What do you call a porcupine with a royal blood? a prick prick.
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a goat? a golden j�slayer!
I don't think I'll ever get this far thank you so much for the gold
Why are toms and feet so short? because they're in sandals.
What do you call a man who's lost a hand and can't use it? e*l*and*
What do you call a british man without a karate degree? ewan
I hope you feel much better
What's the name of a restaurant that only serves food to paid servers? mcgrub and grill
What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals
Why don't you tell me the reason why you don't like the movie? it doesn't fucking stand up.