I wonder if the pope ever reads my tweets and decides to address them to his followers.
Taliban pilots are so anal that they've got a video chat bot
I'm a big fan of fast food, but I'm not fussed at all when it comes to the quality.
I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
Wishing you a wonderful wedding and happy bday to you and yours!
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? the nba.
Opinion: Biden faces a choice on Second Amendment
