How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
(nsfw) what does a man with 5 dicks wear? suspenders.
I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it.
What did the kardassian say when he stepped on a land mine? i can't- my people!
I have the body of a greek godess. taken 3 times over the weekend.
Opinion: Is Biden's public embrace of the Trans Pacific Partnership really all it's cracked up to be
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
you have to be an oculus developer to do this
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad
A man walks into a bar... i'll just have a beer and a mop
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
It is. I have been here a few months and I can't believe how much I love this place.
