It’s a lot more fun when you get to explore new stuff together.
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
Why do you never see a pregnant chinese girl? because she won't eat.
What did the apple say to the pear? away!
The most embarrassing thing i've ever done is walk into a bra
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
The hard truth is that most people don't like intellectuals.
What do you call a british man without a karate degree? ewan
What did the kardassian say when he stepped on a land mine? i can't- my people!
I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.