I'm going to make you a sandwich. good on you.
How do you make a hormone? don't pay her
How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.
I saw a chameleon today. he was in a constant state of amaz- e!
Opinion: The big policy question facing the US after the Paris and Brussels attacks
I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
What do you call a french fry with no legs? a grilled cheese
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
Opinion: How the US and Europe can stop Russian nuke development
The hard truth is that most people don't like intellectuals.
A man walks into a bar... i'll just have a beer and a mop
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick