What do you call a chinese person with high blood pressure? pressure>
What is the difference between a fox and a dog? about 6 beers.
What do you call a frozen gay man? jewpiter
What did the bumble bee say when his friends invited him to a party? honey!
What do you call a really bad perfume? odourless
Why is karl marx a fan of yours? he liked your stuff.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through something that small?!
Why did the baker have brown hands? he needed to grease the *bread*
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
My dad just got a tattoo of a pac-man falling down a mineshaft. i'm still not sure what to do with the body artist.
What does an ethiopian and a tampon have in common? they both f*ck up the girl.
What do you call a woman with one leg? eileen