Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
He was a vegetarian, he only ate meat A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.' The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?' The boy takes the quarters and leaves. 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!' Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?' The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!' I can't jelly my dick in your ass They are always getting nailed The cops With a dust pan.
I have no words to describe how angry I am. They are both in bread It's the only way I'll ever get into medical school. The escape key. A man and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred bucks. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."" Because it's a minor issue.
A man and a woman are having sex, and it's really starting to get hot and heavy, when suddenly the woman stops. What's wrong?" the man asks. They both use their heads to paint the ceiling I was like "no whey." He tried to use the bathroom before it was cool. The cleaning lady. I don't think that's a good trade.
I mean, on one hand it feels good... I don't know. I just see the seeds of things... Lickalotapus Then I got my license to write shit... A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None, because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" Now I just have to do it myself.
Or more specifically, the US Presidential election I'm not sure I'd qualify. When you're a billionaire. I guess he's been making some new discoveries. Elon musk was looking at his Tesla. It's not for me