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Q: what does a blonde do if she's run out of shampoo? a: she cries.

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It's just something I could really see myself doing It was a huge missed steak The bartender says "What'll it be Mr President?" So he could keep an eye on all of his investments Because they are my *neigh-*bor There's a lot of sucking and blowing then someone loses the house. He'd be your chauffeur She's so hot she can melt ice-sesmitums.

...and orders a beer and a mop. I'll fuck you harder than Michael Jackson She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny got up and said, "I think we're stupid!" The teacher said, "You think you're stupid, Little Johnny!" Little Johnny said, "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" He saw the salad dressing. I'm a huge metal fan in high school. So metal fan I am! But you've probably already heard it before. They both come via a dictator. Second hand toilet paper.

Because he was too far out man Because it's solely about fucking time. He's never gonna give you Up! Because black lives matter! I'm a big fan of my wife's guts. The police said theres nothing to worry about, they'll find the head I don't know, I just click submit That's the only way I can tell people I walk take the trash out!

It's the only way they can get a cock! And I said "Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones"? I don't know man, I just fly the drone. Because I'm part of the L.E.S movement! Because he hates juice. Chick-fil-A I told her to get out of my fort. but I am a very adept one.

The dentist replied, "Well I guess you should check your junk for tumors." I wanted to get a loan and some money to start a business but I couldn't get a loan. I was even more poor and desperate so I decided to burn myself. Finally I figured out what was causing it. It was the note on the fire extinguisher. They both have a lot of mass that you cannot escape! Than I would have killed for their little boy. A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!" I'd have a lot of money Turns out they're cans. A widow.

Hebrews it. As we were driving along, she told me that she was on her way to her husbands work, and I had to take her there. I told her that I'll drive her home. A Cross Dresser. ...if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. To get to the other side. It's called a "D" He puts his hand on her thigh and says I love this must have been from my uncle Ben

Author: Photo of author Kaydon Sullivan Kaydon Sullivan
Published on May 15, 2022
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