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Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.

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They are both meat substitutes. A man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar alone. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her. "This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye." I guess I just wasn't meant for that line She's always saying she wants a boy. You know the rest of your life, you won't be using them! They were a bit ruff But at least I still have my wife. He was a real bottom-feeder. Because I'm a big fan of the Syrian Electronic Arts.

Shit, I didn't realize I was putting the punchline in the title. It was a complete waist of time. I'm not a fan! ...but I just don't think she'd know it. It's a shame that they'll never meet. I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face Because he was in a cent Now, that's what I call a dead giveaway It's a form of transportation

I guess you could call it a white Russia. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day. You can only ran, because it's past tents. Because they can't get past their masters. I've had the hang of it for years now I got her a Rolex. She loves it so much she keeps looking at me, even when we are apart. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" They're both good at framing. It's a period piece.

I call it my Hyderabad. It's no match for me at anything, but I keep losing. Imagine myself, being the irresistible attraction of my life, and you're just a smurf in a sleeping bag. They're both fucking close to water. I don't know, I think it's just a misteak Me: "And?" They use the hard Arrrrr! He has to eat the beans before they can move. I said no, that would be an insult

Author: Photo of author Shayan Laing Shayan Laing
Published on June 8, 2022
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