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Opinion: Despite GOP victories in the 2022 midterms, a second wave of resistance is already gathering steam

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He was looking for Pooh Now I'm bankrupt and broke, but at least I have a giant statue of a woman. The barman replies " why the long face?" We don't know, it's just too square. I was gonna eat it but now I can only eat doritos. Because he was in the middle of 9/11 That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. A pirated copy of Frozen 2 He heard it was a piece of shit.

A man and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The wife sighs and complains, This is disappointing. I always say the same things over and over again." But I can stop whenever I want. He was looking for love in all the wrong places. Because the holocostal movement would suggest it. The husband turns over and tells his wife, I'm sorry I can't understand you Because they are already leading a dog's life! I said that makes 2 of us He said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" A marxman

A man and his wife were leaving the hospital for their wedding night. As they were driving down a road, they suddenly saw a sign for a pub. So the man turns to his wife and asks what they are going to have. The wife thinks for a minute, and then says they are going to go to the pub and have some fun. The wife says to her husband "what do you think we should do? First lets go to the pub and have a few drinks. Then we can wait here until we are sure we have enough time to get ready. I will prepare the meat and I will just go inside. You are going to wait in the car, and I will go inside and get ready for you. When you are ready, we can start eating." The man agrees, and they head inside the pub. The wife starts cooking her dinner, and the man goes into the living room, sits down, and starts talking to her. They have a few drinks, and then he asks her what they are going to have. She thinks for a minute, and then says " I know! I am going to have the lamb, the veal, and a cherry pie! The man is glad that this is happening, and he starts to eat. He finishes the food, and the wife goes into the kitchen. He is waiting for her, and she comes out carrying her plate. Then he starts to get angry. He asks her "what is wrong?" She says " I thought we were going to have a good time tonight! You and your friend still ate all my food, and all my pies. What's wrong?" The man says " I still didn't get one of your pies, and all your veal and ham." There are no studs. It's all tongue and groove. I hear it's a real handful. but I can't save my virginity. A man goes to the doctor complaining of a burning sensation in his penis. After taking a sample, the doctor examines the man and asks him to pull down his pants. The man states that a fire extinguisher was in his apartment and the man was too drunk to help himself. The doctor concluded that he would have to put out the fire with a shot fired by the police. The next day, the man came back to the doctor asking for the fire extinguisher. The doctor was a little surprised by the request, but for a man who was so drunk from fire he must have had a shitty night. The man explained that he had tried his best, but the fire still burned too much. The man says "I didn't have the energy to put out the fire with a shot fired by the police. The fire was even worse at this point, so I stuck my dick in the extinguisher to stop the fire." Because he was married. They don't even have balls to scratch. And the bartender says, "Sure thing! But why the long paws?" I'm not sure what scared him more; me or me sleeping in the closet with my brother.

It's a very touchy subject. He was a good man, but a terrible cabinet maker. Because he was a kamikaze pilot It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order Scooby-do The only thing that gets turned on is me Makes me want to go down on the nymphomaniac In the early 1800s, an alligator lived in a tropical rainforest. He was extremely prolific, as he had gotten huge sizes. But when the alligator got fed up, he decided to call it a day. Turns out, he was a real head-scratcher.

It's a pretty obscure number. You probably never heard it. Because he was outstanding in his field I was just sitting there doing nothing! But when I do, he laughs. A man goes into a restaurant and orders a meal. When he is served his meal, he is disappointed. Their was a typo so he didn't get the meal, so he started yelling about it to the waiter. The waiter was listening and decided to tell him what's going on. The man told him, "I'm not eating what's on paper, I'm eating what's in my head" So I just came in my pants. Practicing safe """sabatónification""" it's just a chest with a fucking hole in it. I'm glad I'm part of the 10%

But they're a solid number two. I was talking to this girl the other day, and she said she was from a small town in the middle of the desert, and she found a horse in the middle of the desert, she said she was going to bet him a bet, so she went up to him, and she said that she would bet him one thousand dollars that the horse could talk. the man thought about it for a minute, and he said, okay, go ahead. the girl asked him if he had a pen, he said that he had, and that he would take the money and he would give him the pen. so he went into the desert, and he found this horse. so he said, I will bet you a thousand dollars that this horse can talk." "yeah He got a hole in one. I was in a world of my own Because he was a three-headed dog. It was a family feud. Because he was a fun guy. It's not the end of the world! I usually don't go, but I'm driving the point.

Author: Photo of author Faizaan Rodgers Faizaan Rodgers
Published on June 8, 2022
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