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The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here." A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender lines up three shots and begins to pour. The man quickly whips out his dick and begins to urinate, and the bartender stops him. The man says," My god what is your problem?" The bartender says,"I asked you if you wanted a triple scotch, but you blew big fucking loads!" I've had a Canon printer for years. I was in a restaurant with my girlfriend. I wanted to say "hello" to her but my girlfriend said, "hello." I was so shocked I nearly tripped over my penis. Maybe I should have left the ATM in my pants. Unless you're in prison.

He's a real Top-notch guy. A couch can support a family of 4. He had a real good sense of rum. One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. So I told her to get out of my fort. It was a complete waist of time. The waiter said "no no no no no, we dont serve food here".

His hand caught fire. ...the situation was quite grim. Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. He had to work it out with a pencil. The bartender screams "NO WHORES ALLOWED!" Because he was outstanding in his field. The first thing you tell them is 'Get out of my shower you fucking creep!'

I said maybe... Because he's the strongest. It was a little tart. It was a little Chewy. We're only joking around though, he was really shot in the face. I said, "Of course I would. Nobody else would have wanted to be your friend." He has been arrested for battery

It's called the Cake Almanac. They say he was a little too shellfish He was looking down at my chest when he said, "Hey, do you know what else I should get you for Christmas?" Lettuce turnip the beet! He had a lot of thots and Twitters It was a ground breaking experience He's always on the fence.

But I have accidentally undone my own zipper!! He would be known as Smeagull. He's a real stand up guy The opening line was too long. In a comic relief community, you hear "Why the fuck did you delete it?" all the time. He got off on a technicality. He's my neighbour with a heart condition.

Author: Jordan Valenzuela