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That's the last time I pick up a guy's groceries. I can't believe she's not better. There's no joke here. He's still live. Your wife can take 3 dicks! Me: I'm over here It didn't make much of a splash. But I've never seen a president get assassinated.

She said, "Yes, but the last one wasn't any good." Me: I'm over here He was a real ass hole in the ground. The dickhead says, "I don't know, but they have to keep coming, it's a dead giveaway!" I'll have to get a permit from the city hall. Donald Trump So when they come to port they can just Halt and Douse themselves. Just kidding, I'd be dead right now

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. She said "Honey, you can't have it both ways." I'm going to call it "Gone-o-Vello". The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. Wouldn't it be funny if the baby is a portly part of the male body? It wasn't a nice job, they where always taking the piss But I think I'm gonna keep it for myself It's called "Gag Order"

It gives me the willies. Because they can't even. "Dam" So I moved. to live. I said, "Well I can certainly try" I said, "Okay... but I'm already pretty tired." She had a no-bell prize

He names his band "Nichols" I just need to figure out how to hide it. Because they have a purpose. He told me to say "Hello" So the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" He always gets a rise out of them. They're still trying to figure it out. A man and his wife are about to have their 10th anniversary, and they're really excited about the occasion. So, they decide to get a boat and rent it, so they can go fishing. When they get to the docks, the man has the rental car pull up, and the wife gets out and gets in. They rent the boat and go out on the water, and have a great time. However, after about an hour, the man gets frustrated and says, "Let's get another car, we have a lot of time to kill!" So they go to another rental car, figure out a plan to get them back to the coast, and rent a car. They go another hour, get bored and go back to the lake. They rent a car, figure out a plan to get them back, and go another hour before they have to go rent a car. They go another hour, get bored and go back to the lake. They rent a car, figure out a plan to get them back, and go another hour before they have to go rent a car. They go a third time, get bored and go to bed. The next morning, both husband's come up and the wife says, "Listen, honey, you're not going fishing again. You should go fishing with me." The husband says, "I can't. I love fishing, I've been fishing all my life. I won't go fishing with you." The wife says, "You'll get bored, and you'll lose your teeth, you'll get blind, you'll get sick, and you'll die! I'll take care of them for you." So the man just goes fishing, but doesn't fish. So the wife goes to get the fishing boat, but the husband doesn't get out. So she calls out, "Honey, do you think he'll come back?" He says, "Maybe not. He's out fishing with you."

But she has to chew before she swallows They're both looking for a tight seal. Because he is a real bastard Because they are *one* race away from becoming a nation. It's called Bloodbath & Beyond He's very hypergolic They have a lot of thot You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

Author: Photo of author Kacper Blaese Kacper Blaese
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: depression pencil

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