Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
I'm sure he's just trying to shave face. It was a dino-sore. Now it's chicken legs. Dad: "Yeh... I'm the bus driver." He was the king of popping cocks. They can't cross a border without Mexican's Nun But I have to tell ya, I'm a real fan.
I didn't want to hear them describe my gender though. They'll kill your dog. "Is the bar tender here?" It's coming out tomorrow Raisin' Bran. He was having a midlife crisis. A man goes to see the doctor who says, "I have some good news and some bad news." "Give me the good news first," the man says. The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." "Oh no!" says the man. What could possibly be the bad news? "Well, I forgot to call you yesterday." They said "Yeah, but we didn't get an O"
They have a lot of thotter. You never know when you're gonna use it. Because they don't like dick's. One day a man was walking down the street in New York when he saw a collapsed stranger in the middle of the street. He immediately rushed to his home and started calling for a doctor. A doctor is called and the man says "doctor, please help me, I have an extremely painful stutter." The doctor tells the man to wait and asks him what happened. The man says, "I was walking in a park and a woman came up to me. She said she was in love and wanted to have sex with me. I said no and I kept walking. Two minutes later, she came back and said she was in love again and wanted to have sex with me. I told her no and kept walking. I ran out of the apartment and ran down the street, but I saw this big dump truck come into my building and drove over and we were hit by the dump truck. Now I'm in this stupor and no one will ever believe me." The doctor says "I can help you now, but first you have to take a huge shit." The man says, "okay" and the doctor does. "Now you have to suck my dick." The man says, "no way" and the doctor tries to get him to do it. "Ok, I guess there is no other option, but you have to do it." The man says, "okay" and the doctor starts pumping his dick. When he is done, the man says "doctor, doctor, I'm so glad I'm having sex with you, but I have a question. What did the doctor give you?" The doctor replies, "This is going to be easy, but first I need you to take a huge shit." So I tried it and it's working like a charm The same thing as a quickie, only you do it yourself. He was going through a mid-life crisis. You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
I'm calling it thotfulness! But I'm not sure if they even have wi-fi. She's always getting fired. Because they're always stuffed. A frog in a blender. Because he's always in the weeds... You should see how fast people get out the way of the way. I don't know, but it is quite the pancake