I'm not racist, i own a colored tv.
The bear says "I'll have a beer and a mop." I'm not a drug addict, i just have ADD Caught a robber outside my house today. I thought I was going to get caught, but ended up getting the nod he was looking for. I've been reading so many bad things lately about how Kevin Spacey is making a movie about a chimpanzee who tells terrible jokes. I think I'll watch it when I get back home. It was a real tear jerker! Well, I can see where you are coming from... I guess it's a bad habit. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Ugh
It's my favorite day of the year. They're both bad with borders. Because they're too busy counting sheep! He was a real submissive guy. The word of our saviour, Lord Jesus Christ ...But I can't get it to run. It keeps crashing and will explode if I don't put some lube on it. They're both usually in bread. He had a bad attitude
They decided on a joint venture. I'm just glad it was a soft drink, otherwise that would be pretty hard to swallow I guess I'll have to wait until Christmas to use it. He said that he'd be okay with it if they just called it a day. I mean, why would I choose the ones with the best kidneys... Because if they fell forwards they would fall inside the boat. I can clearly see you're nuts Because they can't even.
I'm going to kill my shelf Bartender: "What is this, some kind of joke?" It was a baaastard I'm a cashew He had a bad trip. Because I can't raise them myself. I don't know how to say this It really is a piece of cake.
Now i have a lot of money The first time we had sex was on a very hot day when she kept shouting 9. That was the best score I've ever gotten. He was caught red-handed A man asks his wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?" His wife says "GET JIMSELF ANOTHER CHICKEN." BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER If you want it to, you better get it. It's a perennial killer. I am so sorry." The woman says
That they'll get a new one every three years. So I said, "That's a big word for a six year old." The police are looking into it. They're both bad at forcing turnovers Boeing They went to Jared's. He's got a lot of experience dropping the base. A man is driving down a road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"