I'm not racist i have a color tv! how did you know?? i was living with a *racist* wife.
So they can sniff out the boars they're dealing with. So I said "That's why I'm reading books" When a friend asks what you're doing, and you say you're just teaching a kid, that's a coincidence Then I remembered there's no one in Germany. He's got a new one every week! Dentist: This will hurt a little." One is a cunning runt...
...and the bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke?" Because he was a Russian spy. But I'm not sure what to do in the mean time. It was a waist of time. I always believed the rooster could still cum. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." I look better without them.
But I can't get my head that far up my ass. An 'euthanasia' fanatic I thought I did once, but I was wrong. "I don't want to be cremated" He said, "Nah, you get it through your skull." I heard it was a real dick move. What's your favorite type of comedy?
I said to her, "You're pulling my leg." I'm just glad that the plastic surgery is over. They're always telling me to go fuck myself. I was like, "what the fuck." A dino* I just don't know what it means. But it's not my fault, I'm just a bad conductor