I'm not a racist. i'm a democrat.
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They're always standing on the deck. One afternoon, I was walking home from school. It was quite dark and there was a bit of a stampede at the bus stop. All of the nuns were stuck and all were looking for somewhere to get away from the heat. I turned around and sure enough, I found a Catholic book store. I looked in the book store and saw a giant book on Jesus. I walked over to the book store window and asked the man behind the counter for the book on Jesus. The book store owner said "it's not here, but I found it." I asked "why would that mean it's not here?" He said "because it's not half the size and it's not half the price." A Rolaidsicle He's going to be so good that his father will be able to go out with any of the boys his wife can muster. It's a grave situation. Because they like to go the extra mile. I mean, you could say he's in denial.
...without semen between the tits. You can unscrew a lightbulb. I'm not sure how I'm going to tell her that her name is 'Jennifer'. And one of them says, "When are you two going to open up?" The other one says, "I don't know, man. I'm still working on it." He was a house hunter. ...that's all she wrote A baby.
Then I realised it was a fucking red light. He arrived and found the bar completely clear of all the employees but there were three people still in the bar. He asked the bartender "What happened to all the employees?". The bartender replied "oh, he got fired.". "Oh no, does he have any last requests?". "No, he said "I want to speak to him.". The bartender being confused asked "what's he going to say?". The guy replied " he's going to say that nobody's hiring.". He was in the middle of 9/11 Because they lactose Haven't got a gig yet. A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." but you can't tuna fish