I'm happy for you. I never want anyone to go through what I went through, but I can't help myself.
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed to see so many of you here. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" It was a death penalty They don't know where home is. I wish I could post it in another subreddit. I was walking down the street and passed a mental hospital. It was just crazy enough to be scary. To see the fence was just insane. He was feeling pretty good about himself. A man stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The man left. A few days later, the same man stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The man left. A week later, the same man stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The man left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
I mean, what else would you expect a race horse to do? I thought to myself, *that's a little condescending* I'm a trans-fat. The landing pad. ... so I shot him. I think there's a connection there. They're both inbreds. Paddy O'Furniture I'm not sure why guys like me. It's pretty hard to explain to them.
He said "I'm sorry, but I don't think we can be together anymore." Just as I was starting to eat my chicken sandwich, I looked over and saw the landlord picking the dog up with his leash. I thought, "That's a little condescending". Because there's a new issue with you every fucking day. If you get fired, you still have to come in the next day. A seller is on his usual stroll to a high-end department store. As he passes a room, they open up and see a man with no arms dancing the alien theme song while reading the side window pane, followed by a second man with no arms dancing the alien theme song with his head tilted up and his arms folded. The man with no arms is stunned. "Oh my god, those are alien ass!" he says, then turns to the seller "what the fuck do you think?" The seller says "well you're swinging the beer upside down." He said, "Yes. Most of them." But they can't find a table. Stop being spit weird
I said "But the same could be true for men who have had their dicks removed." I was driving down I4 with my girlfriend, when we saw a sign that said Boardwalk Burgers. I turned to my GF and said "Boardwalk Burgers? More like bored burgers, because those burgers aren't having any fun". but it's a whisk I'm willing to take. ... and the bartender says, "is this a scene?" That's why I bring home the bacon A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says "If you can make the horse laugh, you get free drinks for the night". He walks up to the bar and says "I'll take a $50 bet," and proceeds to say some pretty cheesy stuff. Nobody laughs, the man walks out, goes to the bar tender and pays up. He waits a little while at the bar and a few drinks later he goes up to the bar tender and says "I'll take a $100 bet," and the bartender says "I'll take that bet," so he tells the man that he will bet $1,000 that he can make the horse cry. The man takes the bet, walks in, sits down, and the horse starts crying. The bartender is shocked and asks "What the hell was that all about?" The man replies "I bet him $50 that I could make him laugh." I would have $3.12 He said, "Nah, you won't get it. It's not a drama center."