I'm a racist i hate all races equally you racist bastard.
I think my dad was jokimoting me It was a bit *sketchy* It's all about how you delivery. As they say in the business, "beggars can't be choosers." But I couldn't get a straight answer A Mar-iguana! When the punchline becomes apparent. They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
They're both in bread. His nipples were in the way They were right, I still have my dick. I'm not going to die, just gonna lay there and crack open a cold one They're both meat substitutes It was a Scoliosis I want to sit. You can't.
I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. I put it in the sink and all I'm really going places. I guess she was caught in the ze-bras. ...is a rare medium well done. I'm just not sure how to feel about it. He was an iWitness. ...I can't believe he killed all of those people.
I guess it was a pretty shit idea. He didn't get it. A man is out fishing when he sees a woman with no arms or legs in the water. She is crying. He goes over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before." So he gives her a hug. She starts crying again. He goes back to fishing and again asks what's wrong. "I've never been kissed before." So he gives her a kiss. She starts crying yet again. He goes back to his table and asks what's wrong. "I've never been fucked before." So he picks her up and throws her in the water and says, "You're fucked now." I'm gonna call it "Tug of War" You have to drop the bomb twice for them to understand what they are saying. The first duck says, I was this close to having a blast A fruit salad. ...but she told me it's just a matter of degree.