I'm a mexican and my wife is black. we have nothing to eat.
When you're a mouse! With a dust pan They didn't. They had other means of payment. ...he was good at playing the double bass. Our house is always a bit ticked off. I like having sex on the bed, but I don't really want to have sex on the floor. Because they can't reach it anyway
My father never came back I told her to get out of my fort. I haven't seen so many Poles at the door since the Ponzi scheme went down I predict this will be a record low this year. I'm sorry, but I don't think I can take any more of your jokes. Wa-TAH!! One is a heated yam, the other is a yeeted ham.
A "bum" is a mammal with no legs. …because they're cheap, sticky, and you can stick them up your nose. My voice sounds like a broken record. But they told me to go fuck myself. A fatty They both have one eye It's an excruciating pain in the ass.
I don't know why, I just clicked the submit button. Both of their greatest hits were the wall There's no joke, but when you finish reading it, you'll understand why. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" A man walks into a bar and sees a very small man sitting at a small table playing a miniature piano and he is amazed. He walks up to the bartender and asks, "Where did you find this guy!?" The bartender replies, "Oh, I have a genie in the back room who grants wishes. Give it a try." The man goes to the genie and says, "I would like a million bucks, please." The genie says, "OK, go outside the back room and wish for what you want." The man goes outside and the man makes a wish. In the back room, the genie is holding a deer. The man says, "Genie, I wish for a million bucks." The genie says, "OK, go outside and your wish will be granted." And the man goes outside and his wish is granted. When the man comes back in, he says, "Hey, I think my wish is a little overkill, I think I wasted a million bucks!" The bartender says, "Don't worry, I think I got everything." The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, unable to comprehend human language, promptly shits on the floor and leaves. Juan on Juan
In his sleevies. I'm a bit worried, but I'm positive she'll turn it around. He's been wearing a t-shirt with the C I guess you could say he's a real cheat-her. I'm not a fan It was fucking intense They're both in bread
Because there's a Target in every corner. ...I told him to stay positive. SATCH It's the first time I will be able to see 2020 He was a widow. Every time I walk by, they mumble "what an ass." but I can't think of any decent jokes on the internet so I need help.