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Things like, I'm not sure how to feel about them. I guess you could say I have a 2020 vision now He orders a beer and a mop. Ash So I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved. A little boy comes home from school and tells his mom, "Mom, the teacher asked the class a question today and asked the class what was an object in a vacuum." The mom says "well, what was the subject?" As they are driving they pass by a farm and the little boy asks, "Mom, what is that in the barn?" The mother replies, "That, my son, is a pig." Later in the day the little boy asks his mom, "Mom, if a pig only has 2 legs, how did it get to the other side of the barn?" The mom replies, "Well, that, my son, is a cow." Later on they pass by a field and the little boy asks, "Mom, what is that in the field?" The mother replies, "That, my son, is a chicken." After that, the little boy asks his mom, "Mom, if a chicken only has one leg, how did it get to the other side of the field?" The mom replies, "Well, that, my son, is a cow." The next day the little boy asks his dad, "Dad, if a cow only has 2 legs how did it get to the other side of the field?" The dad replies, "Well, that, my son, is a chicken." The boy looks and says, "So, mom, if a chicken only has one leg, how did it get to the other side of the field?" The mom replies, "Well, that, my son, is a pig." The mother and the little boy look at each other for a long moment and then the dad turns to the little boy and says, "Okay, if a pig only has one leg, then that means it's in a ditch." I'm not letting you out.

...but I'm not sure it would have any impact. Nothing, you already told her twice. I'm glad to be in the 99%. I'd have to change my name It was a case of one-two-three-four. A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" The barman says: we don't serve your type here. Read it again.

With a dustpan and brush. Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the universe. It's called the Star Spangled Bison. The bartender says "You all need to leave, we don't serve your type" Sorry, I meant "hurry" They had a stick up their ass! Your mother, that is. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

Instead of going through the trouble and bother of real world situations, the guy just went and worked with his hand. He called his penis 'Merry-Go-Round'. Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. They said, 'We can't tell you... it's not yet our PH.' He was too hard on the gas. "You should've asked me lastnight, Papa." It's called the eternal torture. I guess you could say he was drinking under the table.

It's so good you can't put it down. You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message. The barman replies: 'sorry, we don't serve food here'. They're both in bread He had a reptile dysfunction. My son is actually four but he was a boring little shit for the first three years. Sigh... *unzips* A guy walks into a bar and sees a fat kid. He says to the bartender "I'd like to order a skinny salad." The bartender says "No way, You're not looking thin!" The kid says "Yeah, I'm not thin, I'm Mlarry Thin."

Author: Photo of author Woody Serrano Woody Serrano
Published on June 8, 2022
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