I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
He wanted to do a load of dishes. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist. but I found no jobs Cheri Because it's two tired. Because they always take things literally. It was an udder disaster. But I'm not the type to call her a bitch. I don't know I don't have 2020 vision!
They're both fucking close to water I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." The doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts." I guess you could say it was a whale of a bad situation. C4 but I got kicked out for eating a brownie. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" He was an aunt-eater.
He lost his patience. I was in the boys shower with my brother and I asked him "Hey you wanna try that?" "Sure" he said. "Put it in my mouth." He then put his dick in my mouth. I said "Ugh that hurts" "You're getting better already." They never get old. They were immediately disqualified from the competition. It's not hard I tell them I'm a man Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted. So far they have to wait for you to finish before they give you the cold shoulder I'm not very good at the trumpet.
His mom replies "I told you once to use a condom. Now you have to use one." I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. They were looking for some crack. Because it was past tense. A family reunion It was a bum-tastrophe. But I'm taking steps to avoid them! He's a head dummy. They're both fucking close to water
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face He said "No, the steaks are too high". She was in charge of the hops. but they don't seem to be getting any. ...I'll have to look deeper. But I think I could make a spare one. I thought I was going to get a lot of money, but I got arrested for money laundering. Shit, I meant to post this somewhere else. They're calling it the "Corolla Virus"