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She said "You're lucky, mine is still alive." I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus. It was the wurst So I went to get my own. A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says " if you can make the horse laugh, you get free drinks for the night". He goes up to the bartender and says "I'll try it". After a long while the bartender says "ok, you got free drinks for a few hours, what happened?". The man says "The first joke was so bad, I told it to my wife twice". The bartender says "Seriously? That's the best joke I've ever heard!". the man replied "well, it was so good that I could walk away with a free bottle!" The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up. Because he was outstanding in his field.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." There are no nails, it's all tongue and groove. A woman in labor suddenly cries out, Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't! Didn't! Can't!" He couldn't see that well. A billionaire is on his death bed and he asks his nurse if there are any cardigans in there somewhere He was a man of many cultures. A brothel sprout

But sadly, no pun in ten did. Schrödinger's cat doesn't pee on the carpet when the dog leaves. They don't know where home is. You have to drop the bomb twice If it was invented anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush. It's called a "Cough-Kragie Train." ...it was a shih tzu.

The bartender says "we don't serve your kind". The string leaves, twists himself up, parts his hair, comes back to the bar and orders a beer. Bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you the same guy from just a minute ago?" The piece of string replies, "I'm a frayed knot" It's a very stable medium Thats the joke. I was walking down the street yesterday and saw a black guy running with a TV under his arm. I yelled at him, "Are you crazy? You could be eating that!" He couldn't see that well. \#nofilter A good start.

He's a small arms dealer Because they were standing on the deck! The young man opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it. A year later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it, and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' It was a do z Beef Strokin' Off It's really time consuming. The other says, "what's wrong with you, you can't do that!"

A white horse fell in the mud It's like they want to show off how many photosynthesis they are. He told me he doesn't want to be a walking contradiction anymore. He's a small medium at large. I don't know, they're just the baby's diaper. He wasn't so good at taking turns. I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there...

Author: Photo of author Shola Williamson Shola Williamson
Published on June 8, 2022
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