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When I was born, my parents told me I was adopted. I was taken to an adoption agency and they were running out of room, so they put me into a foster home. I haven't seen my parents since that day. He was just too far out man A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" I am now in hot water with the Japanese Mafia I guess they forgot the formula. An extra chromosome

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He proceeds to get up in the bartender's face and say things like "You're a little queer" and "you're a real ass." After that he leaves. The bartender is just minding his own business. After the beer he looks up and sees the man who walked in. He says "What the hell was that all about?" The man responds: "I'm gay and I ordered a beer." A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He proceeds to get up in the bartender's face and say things like "You're a little queer" and "you're a real ass." After that he leaves. The bartender is just minding his own business. After the beer he looks up and sees the man who walked in. He says "What the hell was that all about?" The man responds: "I'm gay and I ordered a beer." A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He proceeds to get up in the bartender's face and say things like "You're a little queer" and "you're a real ass." After that he leaves. The bartender is just minding his own business. After the beer he looks up and sees the man who walked in. He says "What the hell was that all about?" The man responds: "I'm gay and I ordered a beer." His following was limited. Because he was an illegal alien. I don't know why she got so worked up over picture day

I don't understand why she got so worked up over picture day So you can tell them apart from feminists. He said it's just a minute. I guess I'm just not a very good sailor. Because I thought it would be a piece of cake. The wife was very annoyed and said to him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!". The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Because they always punch up the fuckline!

None. They wait for it to burn out then follow it around the country for decades. I guess you could call it a win-win situation for all around the globe He was just hanging out. I'd have $0.77 They're making headlines everywhere Because I don't have a car They're both full of a bunch of hoes.

I'm pretty sure it's because I was self-conscious about having a dick in my hand. It was pretty obvious she didn't see it coming. I'm not sure how he came to that conclusion though. I mean, a lot of people talk about the size of their penis but I'm pretty sure its around 6 inches. What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing. I'm not sure who it was, but I've never seen him before. Actually, it was less of a deal because they were just undertakers. But I'm pretty sure it was already on the table. They both have a lot of balls!

Author: Photo of author Kaiser Strong Kaiser Strong
Published on June 8, 2022
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