I met a girl who didn't like women. but then, it was too embarrassing.
Because he was fingering A Minor. He said "not unless you C" I said, "Sure but I've already got one." They're always thinking on their feet. I'd have a small loan of a million dollars. Had to break up with her though, because she kept giving blowjobs to fish. For the other side she gets blocked. It was a shit zoo. Sure I'll give them away, but at least they're honest about how they're doing it.
I don't know how to feel about it. They don't know where home is. Now I'm just poor and can afford to live there. He had a lot of thots in his mind. Because i don't have friends. I came, I saw, I ran. I really need to stop masturbating. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" A doctor, a lawyer, and a priest were walking through the woods one day when they came across a big deep hole. The Bible says, "He that is below shall be stoned."
I said, "Wow, that's a big word for a six year old." He says to the bartender "I'll have a beer, and one for the road." Last night, for example, I couldn't fall asleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself. The bartender says, "What'll it be, Mr. President?" They were right, we now have hell toupee. Cuz he's got a new issue every day. Me: Oh, that's the band. You can unscrew a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb.
I guess I'm just not a fan of cauliflower. He said "No, but I've had some pretty grizzly pussy in it!" But it's not a very good one. He was already a millionaire but I guess he couldn't help himself I told her to get out of my fort. Because I'm a vegetarian and drink coffee She thought a quarterback was a refund A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. captivated by her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray, and if you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and he goes to the cemetery at eight. At eight, he sees the nun, and appears to God. He says, "I am God, and I command you to have sex with me." The nun replies, "Okay, but on one condition. You have to keep your eyes closed, and turn away from me." As the man turns away, the nun announces, "You must have been an amazing man, I am telling you that you had sex with me twice, once with the priest, and once with the bus driver." 43
Because she was a woman. I said maybe.. A young woman asked a young man what he did for a job. He replied, "I'm a Tel Aviv taxi driver." Ahee-hee ...I tried getting the ball out of her ass but I missed and got my dick stuck in the the wrong hole. He wasn't very good, but he did raise a few eyebrows. It's called the low-down thot. He missed his flight I have to take a course in anchor management.
Because they'll never listen to you I told her to get out of my fort. I am not ready for the world to end yet Why? Because I was born in a barn? Nice belt! I still haven't got anything. Unless they're late for work He got a lot of black guys in his basement He said "I can't tell you, you might spread it".