I hope you feel much better
I'm only an apprentice, but I'm starting to learn where the mastersmith apprenticesmith trade I'm the least of your problems He's a real man, Archie. Because the "p" is silent! I said, "It's the thought that counts." I'd be like "Why am I in heaven" and then I'd be like "God I'm sorry I didn't see that comming"
A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The barkeep tells him that he can have one drink free, but the man has to know that this man has a six inch dick, and that it's much longer than six inches for him to even touch it. The man is desperate, and yells to the bartender, "Give me a beer, and the biggest it is!" So, he takes a large beer, and ties it half way up the pole, and the man ties his penis to the beer, and the man walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me a beer, and the biggest it is!" The bartender thinks that this man must be lying, and tells him to prove it. So, the man takes a beer, and drinks it, and then ties his dick to the beer and walks back to the bar. The bartender says, "You have to tell me you're not lying, that's a huge dick for a guy like you." The man says, "Well, you'd drink a giant beer just to get my dick to hang like this." You don't have to meet her dad. Because they can't reach for it. He was tried in a court of law. Eggs over-I'm-cruciating The husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Because they can't even. I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision. I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." They threw a hat party. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
He was really upset when he realized he wasn't allowed to open it. The look on her face was priceless I said, "in HD". Suddenly, the pilot comes on the answering machine and says: "We're just a few players in a thrilling game of chess! I'm out 7 to 7!" A-mean-ol'-acid So I pushed her over.
Her daughter comes home in the afternoon. Father asks her what she learned in her second lesson. "I learned that in my first lesson," she says, "every week is Monday." "Come in." The dentist. He's a small medium at large! I don't have it, but I'll try tomorrow. I'm gonna call it the, Come on Inn"
Carrot-a-cool Me: I'm not sure, but I've never seen someone go through three stories in a matter of seconds. I am the joke. I'm glad I'm not a cold patient anymore. I'll try it if I get the chance. Because I can't get it to sign my name to save my life either.