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The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" Because the person who drowned in it is a very important person. The officer on the other side of the street shot my dad for walking on the sidewalk. Red metal Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia. A man and his wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The man, distraught, called his wife's brother and told him the news. Upon hearing the news, his brother said to him: "Look, there's nothing that could be better news than that. She was buried six feet underground in Israel. Apparently she'd been hit by a car when she was hiking." The man replied, "That's the worst news I ever heard. But I suppose if she's in good health, she at least could have been saved."

It was a bit of a let down. The cow didn't make it. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said, Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I'm Chinese?!" Pepper spray The bartender says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve food here." I'm tired and refrozen.

I mean, come on, you could at least help someone out. A conga line at a nursing home. I'm tired and refrozen. Because he had a hard time reading left A Minor They both expect you to hit a wall Because they are a-door-able

The bartender says,we don't serve your type here"." A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger." It's just not real enough The one with the most branches! I'm not sure what I would do with the other $999,999.75 though It's called "Naked and Afraid."

Author: Photo of author Chance Jimenez Chance Jimenez
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: adults only newspaper theater astrology zoomer news

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