I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. They can't get past the first pass. Because there's no rest for the wiccans! A: A Bat, huh? They're always looking down on me I'm just glad I didn't get caught while at it. They both take hits but only one makes a sound
They taste funny. I just don't see the point. Because he was a little chili A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!" When it's fully groan. The doctor says, "that's the strangest thing I've seen in my entire medical career." The patient says, "What is it doc?" The doctor says, "I can't remember." He was a Coop-er in a matador.
I'm never going to give you Up. The first says, "I took the bus in town today. I was sitting behind this lady and I started to feel funny. I then put my hand on my index finger and I let out a big one, and the lady farted really loudly. I thought something inside my hand was making that loud and then I felt a fart come out of my butt. I then threw my hand on my other hand and I'd had a big one too. The lady farted again and I thought someone else was making that loud. Then I felt something coming out of my butt and I felt a fart coming out of my hand. I threw my hand on the lady's butt and I thought it was coming out of my ass. I then felt a fart come out of my butt and then I felt it was coming out of the lady. I didn't know what was making that loud but I figured it was coming out of it. Then I felt the worst pain in my ass and then the worst pain in my butt. When I woke up from the pain in my ass I asked the doctor what happened. He said " You were Tased, fell down and farted." A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." They're so full of themselves. because they're dead. He said he fell off the watchtower I'm so proud of my son, I bought him a new trampoline for school. He said it was the best one he'd ever read.
You can't milk a cow for 17 years Just ice. Mines rock. The worst thing about it is that I have to keep track of which one has the most miles on their record. And the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" He said it was because he's been reading all of them. He wanted to go to high school.