I had to google how to uninstall apps, it's really confusing how to uninstall something you don't need.
It's jalapeno business! He told me that I have a heroin addiction. It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. 'No,' says the neighbour. 'The seat is empty.' 'This is incredible,' said the man. 'Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?' The neighbour says, 'Well, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married.' 'Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible….But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?' The man shakes his head. 'No,' he says. 'They're all at the funeral.' Because they're always taking things literally. You can unscrew a lightbulb. In other news, the new president is an African American.
If you have to force it, it's probably shit. It's called 'Masters of the Universe'. He said, "I'll be Bach." It's called "The Art of the Deal" But it just made it more sluggish... I'm a little daggum
I was driving down a country lane and I saw a half-man half-horse standing on the side of the road. I pulled over and got out to let him cross, and as I got out, he ran up to me and kicked me in the shins." He thought a big game was on It was a shih tzu. I got seven awards! But then again I don't have 2020 vision She was a real bitch.
I am a real fan of the French revolution Dress her up as a choir boy. ... it was a spoiler alert. A kleptomaniac! Because I'd like to take your mom out. They're just too plane
A man goes to the doctor complaining about a pain in his eye. The doctor examines the eye and says "there's no sight there" The man says "that's what I've been told". They were on a roll It's not hard Wi chawww tsss It was a shih tzu It's called "The Water Wall."