I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
The copilot says, "Why were you going 420mph?" The copilot says, "I was going 210mph!" The copilot says, "What type of car were you driving?" The copilot replies, "A Ford Plane." A girl was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, You are back early It's called a golf swing. I guess that makes me a spy in person The first is a crusty bus station the other is busty crustacean. I said, "But honey they're under a buck"
None. They just beat the room for being black. Because he was outstanding in his field. It's a T-junction. Not happy. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision. Before sex I wait for the car to pass first
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day. Edit: Thanks for the gold! A man and a woman where in a library. The woman kept staring at a book on a shelf. The man kept looking at the book with an even bigger smile on his face. They kept talking and laughing and the book was moving slowly. The woman finally said "I don't know if that book belongs to you or your girlfriend, but I'm glad it's in your hand because you're reading it." I said, "Don't worry, I'll just take the rest of the bag" They think it's about the sun and the moon, but it's actually about the moon and the sun. In a well, actually...
He was pissed off. So I got in the car. She was really hot. I thought it was the times we saw things aren't arranged enough. So my girlfriend got me fired from my job as a life guard It was about a week back. Because the bar was raised to high. He said "no way, that would require a very large sacrifice."
but I can't help wondering if maybe I'm just delusional when I'm around. He's a little guy. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres. I was sitting in the school toilets with a bunch of students, one of them turns to the other and says I've never seen a case where someone has used something so cheaply before There's 20 of them. Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Then I could afford to pay off my student loans. He said "you're doing it wrong, you're more of a patsy" He was taking the piss out of you I think I've finally hit rock bottom I'm going to call it the Pyschoi. I said 'Sure, whatever floats your goat.'