I don't think I'll ever get this far thank you so much for the gold
That's the last time I use my Sean Connery accent to ask a homeless woman to dance. I'm glad to say I'm eating less bananas in general. But I went to the supermarket anyway and I sure as hell don't want to be that guy! Because you're the joke. With a luigi board. They are all male whales ...the other 1% have not been arrested yet. It's fucking r/aww I think she would be thrilled to get back home.
... He goes to the local church and meets the priest. "I've been invited to give a speech at tonight's church" the priest says. The drunk staggers out of the church in a huff, and goes home. Later that night, the drunk is drinking beer at the bar, and sees his chance to make a fool of himself. He walks up to the podium and puts his feet in front of it, raising his right arm, and with a single motion, he waves his arms in the air, and the crowd goes wild. The priest is stunned and beats the crap out of the drunk, and the drunk runs out of the bar. The drunk comes back the next night, still drinking beer, and again makes the priest beat the crap out of him. This time the drunk asks the priest for another favor. He goes up to the podium, puts his feet in front of the podium, and waves his arms. The priest has never seen a crowd so stunned and amazed in his life. He asks the drunk, "How on earth did you do that?" The drunk replies, "If you know what I do, I get my drinking from a bottle in the back, and a stiff drink from the fridge." Because he was a bull-dozer. It's called a real-estate And then I woke up. I guess this is why they call them the Suns! Because they are an electile failure. I'm releasing a new album called "All I Want For Christmas is My Dick". I've got a bone to pick with him They're both stuck up cunts
Too many cheetahs. ...is a pretty accurate representation of the amount of data that people consume... They're always up to something. They're always up to something. An old man walks by and asks "you know what? I don't have time for this anymore" and the kid says "I'm not surprised. I've been reading your posts" I'm calling it the "Lickalotapuss" It was tense. They're calling it the "Krauts of Gold" But they never expect the Spanish Inquisition
Because they're dead. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." The video games of the future or the present? I think she's having a midwife crisis. Not Happy. I think I'm gonna call it "Coke Me Tonics". ... I have to say, I am a bit of an ex-pedophile. I can't believe it's not butterfly. He couldn't keep his hands to himself
...the only people in the world to have successfully executed the coup d'étart My name, my address, my phone number A pack of Camelflage A BoneandBeggar A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. You get your palm red. I guess that's why it's called a cold-day I'm a fucking genius.