How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? shoot him before he hits the water.
You can see right through them. Cause they are all flambuoyant Well, it's what he would have wanted. I'm gonna miss Tumblr I'm not sure if I should come prepared. It's a bit of an Oldowan The man says, "I can clearly see your nuts." but then i changed my mind
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A boobada. They were self serving. Because it's a non-prophet organization. What are you looking for? I'm looking for formula 1 Aye matey. I'm the one that gives the best handjobs. Because they don't believe in a higher power. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
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He was arrested for a salted battery Because it's a little chili. He said he felt a right tit! He thinks it's good that he's seen some things and is learning things. He's able to see the bridge and the ship that the people are standing on. He sees people that are in front of the ship and he asks them "Can I see the bridge?" To which the people respond with "No, you can't see it." The man says "Well, can I see the ship?" The people again say "No you can't see it." He says "Well can I see it?" The people once again say "No you can't see it." He says "Well can I see it?" And the people yell out "No you can't see it!" A chicken and a horse are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." So the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story is, if you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you won't enjoy it as an adult. Boil the hell out of it! But when I do, it's to ask my girlfriend.