How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" You keep hearing about them but you never see them One Iced Americano! I mean, what else would you expect someone to do with a flaming fowl? My doctor said I have a pre-existing condition. I didn't know they were Catholic. I'm not sure how I feel about it
They always take things literally. Pun in, 10 dead. Ugly sheep Sesame seed baguettes The other day I saw a midget making a face across the sidewalk. So I went over and told him "Hey man, you need to find a life." I thought that was an odd way to start a conversation with me. The second most popular vote get in.
But it was a whisker I was willing to take. I'm not sure why you would want a green pecker. I've heard they give good *head*. He had no guts! To say hello from the other side. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. A hip-pee.
He said, "No, there's a vas deferens between the two." It's full of nuts, and it's got nuts inside of it. They have such a nice Joke! I don't give a fuck Everywhere. Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time. I know he means well.
It was the last roll of toilet paper I ever took. It's called "All Families Matter" Just kidding, I was born that way. Its a piece of cake His butt Yesterday I was eating a sandwich at a restaurant when a woman next to me sneezed. "Oh my gosh" I said. "She was having a sneezer". She turned around, wiped her nose and said "I'm sorry, it's not your nose". None, they just beat the room for being black and ask it to pay for the lightbulb.