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How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.

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No I don't want to be stuck in a hole. They were always talking about a meringe. I was in a really horrid car accident and the doctor said there was going to be a stem to the problem. The landlord says "Fuck off and get out". She had a little lamb. They're called the Aussies

Turns out that "Oh, I don't know!" is not a valid answer. Because he was outstanding in his field. The time I stopped to buy a drink He was in a cent So I looked up to them and said, "Yo bro, you as no help, man!" It's just an in-memory mode.

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29". "I am actually 47" This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slide her hand down his pants. After 10 minutes she said, "OK, it`s done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" The old lady replied, "I was behind you in McDonalds." I have no idea, but it's more than two-thirty Wish I could write more about it. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." As many as it takes to get to the door. A man was walking through the woods one day and he saw a bear. He went over to the bear and he raised his gun and shot it. Then the bear said, "Thanks for the new candy."

In a communest Mom: "I told you not to call me mom in public." They both get laid by Mexicans. I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. She asked me to move out with her. A math test.

Because it's too hard to get an 'a' on paper Because they can't even He didn't koalafy. Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it. They found his head and shoulders on the beach. I guess you can say that I'm a little Sikh.

Author: Photo of author Rio Hughes Rio Hughes
Published on June 8, 2022
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