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Does it really take 3 hours to walk to the car?

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I said; "Sure, but you can pick it your self." Because it's a dead meme. ...now she's a raisin. Because they are in sects You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom" It's called a teacher

Witches don't get sick, they get sick from being a witch! A: Because it's cheaper. A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says "We'll serve you whatever you want, as long as you tell me what it is." The man says, "Well, I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I don't go to bars. What does that mean?" The bartender says, "It means you're down for anything." The man says, "OK, I want a shot of whiskey." The bartender looks confused, but serves him the shot. About halfway down the shot, the man's screaming gets louder, and he falls to the floor, covered with blood. The bartender immediately rushes over, "What happened here?" The man says, "You wouldn't believe it, but I was having a quiet round of golf with my buddy, and then he attacked me with a golf club!" The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors here." Because they lactose. He's still hanging there

A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says "We'll serve you whatever you want, as long as you tell me what it is." The man says, "Well, I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I don't go to bars. What does that mean?" The bartender says, "It means you're down for anything." The man says, "OK, I want a shot of whiskey." The bartender looks confused, but serves him the shot. About halfway down the shot, the man is screaming and stomping and kicking and screaming, and finally he falls to the ground. The bartender rushes over, "What happened here?" The man says, "You wouldn't believe it, but I was having a quiet round of golf with my buddy, and he attacked me with a golf club! I don't remember much after that." I said, "No, but I've had some very nice ones." It's called a poo. It's called 'cold war trousers' I told her to get out of my fort. I'm not sure what was worse: me not being able to speak or not being able to breathe...

He was too gristly. *Flying* A plan to seize the means of reproduction. He was fucking nuts. It's called "My Penis". I'm gonna have to stop reading if he keeps doing that.

A man is brought into a bar and orders a beer. He then proceeds to tell the bartender a blonde joke. The bartender laughs at him, saying "that is not funny". The man then says "I know, I was the one who told it". Because he was tired of being a web designer. Well the first one is the priest, he has faith. The woman at the store told him it was a waist of time. But I'm not going to worry, I know she's really a robot Dam!

Author: Photo of author Kaiser Strong Kaiser Strong
Published on June 8, 2022
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