A man walks into a bar... and says i'm drunk.
You'd think it'd be R, but 'tis the C It's junk mail. She says it's just a matter of degree. Because he still has the right to remain silent. A goldfish. I saw it with my own eyes Because they were in a cent It's like your brain on full power and you can go to sleep.
I told her she should ask the people she cares about. The first one says "I want to get my hands on a million bucks." The second one says "I want to get my hands on a million ducks." The third one says "I want my hands on a fucking tractor fork." They're both full of pricks They're both full of pricks and the second one says I want to get my hands on a fucking tractor fork. You're hiring. They're both full of pricks ...if really they were aimed specifically at young people.
They're just plane wrong If you're forced to do it as a kid, you'll love it as an adult. Because the "P" is silent. I mean, it's not my fault that my sister's an alcoholic. A "payback" is when you get your own pizza Moth balls He was a huge metal fan Because it's kind of hard to tell them apart
But they're the only animal that could talk A man is about to jump from a building when suddenly the man says: "If I go to the ground, I will die of exhaustion." The dog replies: "I guess you have some ideas how to decide when you will or will not jump." The man says: "Let me give you an example. I like chocolate and so did you. But I also like to eat hot dogs, so that should decide you are going to jump." The dog says: "I can't do that. You're going to jump." He said "Look, we have this one kid in here who is a little slow. It's ok he has a disability. He can read, but he can't write" To get more ass. I'm not sure if this has been posted before but it's still funny I'm not sure if this has been posted before but it's still funny He said it was the most violent book he's ever read. It's called "A Gross Domestic Product"