A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot.
He was in denial. I once saw a road sign that said, "Disney Land Left", so I drove on it for too long. It said "Either way you get fucked." It was sikh He has all the ho ho ho's. Sometimes I wish I hadn't got that job. Chubais
Not everybody gets it. Two, but I don't know how they got in there. It's a real hit with the crowd. But it's soooo hard The crossroad. They're always looking for new recipes. I have a feeling that I'm gonna find my self a wife.
But it's been a real drag on our relationship. I told him "You can't do both." I'm a 16 year old virgin It's called the Phone Box It's called 911. He was a master-baiter. So I gave him a glass of water
A moron. I am an expert in the handling of foreign objects. So I recognize that. What I don't know is why we haven't gotten a better tattoo in a while... Because all they do is beat up the room for being black. They don't like the taste of the duck In other words, I'm a 100% my mate. ...but he hasn't used a condom yet Because it's not very cold out there.