A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a double-entendre.
So now I'm in the hospital for eating an egg. He was charged with assault with a breadly weapon. It's a place for cold cases. Because it's illegal to get a meal if you're black They're both rubbish! You get kicked out of the petting zoo A vacuum cleaner
I'm a fan. I guess I'm just not a very good electrician. They are both missing their Left Wing. I told him "Yeah, I'm pretty good" They need a place to put their chewing tobacco. Everywhere Because they are so good at it!
I have no clue why they are so upset when I pull out in front of them. Because he's got no Seoul. They had a great time, but had absolutely no manners. We'll see about that. It's just some Fanta sea around here. The other man replies, "No way, look at what it did to your mom!" Because they are all in the nile
I was taking a plane from Dublin to New York and the pilot was an absolute beast, would have killed me! However, faced this problem the nanny had come and said that if I were to fly the plane accidentally I would have to throw her some life preserver. This I was able to accept because I knew what I was doing. One thing though, she would not stop laughing. At first I was concerned and tried to calm her but then I could see a light at the end of her stick. I took careful aim and hit her head, luckily she didn't die. But then the plane crashed. None. Then I remembered I wasn't an atheist. I said, "Well, I've had a good hand with that one." You park the car, man Because I want you to kill me. So he could get used to wearing a bag under his eyes
I'm glad I'm part of the 1% A man walks into a bar, orders a drink and sees someone sitting at the end of the bar with a monkey. He goes up and asks "hey, where did you get that monkey?". The guy says "Oh, I found it on the roof of the bar, on the second floor". The man is amazed, and asks "how did you find it?" The guy says "Well, I didn't bother to take him out, I just kept bumping him in!" It was a little Chewy. I'm a 13 year old virgin and before you go swimming, you should know that you can't just go and 'save' the life of a little girl. He got charged with a salt and battering It's what's on the inside that counts.