I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection
Taliban pilots are so anal that they've got a video chat bot
What does a neuron say when it's messing with you? i'm changing!
As long as the bad guy has a gun i'm sticking to my side.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Q: how do you get to the top of a mountaineering mount? a: alpine ackbar
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
A man walks into a bar... and says i'm drunk.
If the opposite of con is pro... is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
My dad just got a tattoo of a pac-man falling down a mineshaft. i'm still not sure what to do with the body artist.
What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals
My friend david lost his id. now i just call him dav.
What do you call a gay person living in the south? a southern gal
Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with when you overeat
